Listen up you primitive screwheads.

Being miserable ain't so bad. It's like dying, but actually being forced into feeling it. Give it enough time, and you're a walking corpse. Bonafide zombie. How cool is that?

We're all infinitesimal specks in a cosmic ocean of insignificance. Go ahead, convince yourself that you matter. Define your worth by your contribution to society. Shooting for normalcy defies that logic, because being normal means changing nothing. Nice contribution to your insignificance, you genius

and the badage is Translator.